Here are some Little Johnny jokes I found off this one site, they are not the same ones you usually find so thats a good thing, but then again their not as funny as those, but hey, their somewhat funny and somewhat new to the general society!
Little Johnny Jokes:
The L.J. Essay
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”"Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”"He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”
L.J.’s math skillz!
Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an ‘F’ in Math. “Why?” asked his father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6′”"But that’s right!”, said his dad, upset at the injustice.”Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”"What’s the f*@#%! difference?” asked his dad. Little Johnny replied “That’s exactly what I said!”
L.J.’s bus adventures
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said,”If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn’t fall like that.The old man looked up and replied, “If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this stupid bus.”
L.J.’s cake incident
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’m gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though!Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Wow!, it worked!”Puzzled, his mother asked, “What do you mean?”Little Johnny replied, “Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!”
L.J.’s honesty
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?” Little Johnny replies, “A teacher.”
L.J. is smart
Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their holidays. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the Summer. “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota,” he said. “That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,” the teacher said, “Can you tell the class how you spell that?” Little Johnny thought about it and said, “Come to think of it, we went to Iowa.”
L.J.’s Answer to the wall.
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident. The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth.”Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole story…After listening he replies: “I can’t see why you are making such a big issue out of this; just get three quotes and fix the damned wall!”
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